[Harry is, in fact, behind the bar. However, Harry's mun has seriously limiting shoulder pain going on at the moment, so any and all threads will be very slow and new threads will have to be cut off at 2200 EST - perhaps before, depending on how quickly and how well the pain meds work ( Read more... )

Right, so, you all know I live in Chicago, right? Now, while the Blackhawks didn't quite make the Stanley Cup playoffs this year, those teams what did are pushing their way through the conference finals. So, in keeping with the season:

Hockey-related Specials
Cranberry Zamboni
Stanley Steamer

And if you ask nicely, other hockey-related ( Read more... )

In honor of the DVD release of "The Fountain", I've been persuaded to set the specials up thusly:

Specials
Mayan Sacrafice
Mayan Whore
Mayan O'Brien

"So, what'll it be, folks?"

Okay, so the mun has functional wireless modem thingy again - no, the lack of functionality of it was NOT my fault this time and it appears to be time for this happy hour drinking thingy again too.

"What should our specials be tonight, Bob."

"Frog water and Moose juice."Bob is so helpful. "I'm thinking not." Though I am certain he's been into ( Read more... )

I'm too lazy to come up with specials today, just get a freaking drink.

Oh - and don't annoy Bob too much - he's been cranky lately.

Okay, so my typist is typing on a keyboard that is randomly Italian (it adds 'i's to things randomly) and I have the song "I Don't Like Mondays" stuck in my head. What could be better than that?

"You could be wearing a pink taffetta dress and going to the prom."I arch an eyebrow at the skull. "Yes, that would make my life perfect. Thank you, ( Read more... )

"Harry... you're going to be late."

"No I'm not. I'm on the stairs - it's close enough."

"Whatever you say, Harry. What are the specials?"

"Why do you have to make everything so complicated?"

Specials
The drinks of Spring

"Order up."

Shut up - I know I'm late. No, you don't want to hear about the day I've had. No, I'm not going to tell you anyway. Yes, that's my cat sitting on the bar instead of a skull. Don't ask. Just order a drink, okay ( Read more... )

Okay, so the only clean shirt I could find was the one with the phrase Support Your Local Medical Examiner -- Die Strangely imprinted on it. Bite me. It's clean.

Specials
1 free drink to anyone who's died strangely*
*proof of death required

For the living:
Happy Hour prices for - Death Wish

"What'll ya have?"

[ Harry is sleeeeepy. He's behind the bar, head resting on his arms on top of the bar. He's not asleep, just resting.

Bob's skull is on the bar and Bob's awake. He might even be whistling a jaunty tune or two.

Feel free to poke the wizard for a drink. ]